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What Do You Actually Deserve To Get In Your Trick Or Treat Bag?

We will look into your heart and find out if you truly deserve monkey nuts.
7.31pm, 30 Oct 2017
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1. Sour, sweet, or savoury?
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Sour
Sweet

Savoury
2. Pick a mask.
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3. Have you ever 'egged' anyone or anything?
Yes
No
4. Pick a film.
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Halloween

Beetlejuice
The Nightmare Before Christmas

Scream
A Nightmare On Elm Street
5. What is your attitude to bangers (the fireworks kind, not the songs)?
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They're great craic
They're very scary

They're a nuisance
6. And finally - now you're an adult, have you successfully transitioned from the role of sweets recipient to sweets provider?
Yeah, I always have a few multipacks bought for the kiddies.
I keep forgetting to buy sweets and hiding in my house with all the lights off.

I buy the sweets... but I eat most of them myself.
I don't buy sweets.
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You deserve monkey nuts
Handfuls of them. You'll be spending the whole night trying to prise the shells open. *evil laugh*
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You scored out of !
You deserve a satsuma
Oh yeah. FRUIT. No sweets for YOU.
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You scored out of !
You deserve raisins
The Devil's candy. Enjoy that now.
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You scored out of !
You deserve Parma Violets
AKA purple chalk. Tasty!
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You scored out of !
You deserve a handful of change
It's smelly, it's dirty, it makes you wonder "Why would someone give this to a child?" That's you.
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You scored out of !
You deserve Refreshers
Painfully sweet, teeth-loosening, utterly irresistible for some reason: A description of Refreshers, yes, but also your allure.
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You deserve a random lollipop
You know, the ones that lie forgotten down at the end of the bag in favour of all the more exciting sweets? Them.
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You deserve snack-size Snickers, Milky Way, Maltesers etc
No one would argue with this. A nice bit of swag.
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You scored out of !
You deserve a full-sized bar
Woah. The Holy Grail. Well done you.
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